On-Call at 3am for an AI Feature That Didn't 500
The pager goes off at 3:02 AM. You squint at your phone expecting the usual: a database failover, a CDN edge that wandered off, a 500 spike from a service nobody touched in eight months. Instead the alert reads: summarizer.eval-on-traffic.helpfulness rolling-1h: 4.21 → 4.05 (Δ -0.16). No HTTP error. No latency spike. No service is down. Every request the system served in the last hour returned a 200 with a body that parsed cleanly. And yet something is unmistakably worse than it was at midnight, and the rotation expects you to figure out what.
This is the on-call shift the standard runbook wasn't written for. The thing that broke didn't break — it regressed. The error budget you've been tracking for years is denominated in availability and latency, and the failure mode that paged you isn't visible in either. The page is real, the customer impact is real, and your usual diagnostic loop — check the deploy log, check the dependency graph, find the bad release, roll it back — runs into a wall the moment you realize that "the bad release" might be a 30-line system-prompt diff that landed at 4 PM yesterday and looked completely innocuous in code review.
