LLM Code Review in Production: Building a Diff Pipeline That Engineers Actually Trust
Most teams that deploy an LLM code reviewer discover the same failure mode within two weeks: the model produces 10–20 comments per pull request, 80% of which are noise. After the third PR where a developer dismisses every comment without reading them, the tool is effectively dead — notifications routed to a channel no one watches, the bot still spending compute on every push.
The problem isn't the model. It's that the teams shipped a comment generator and called it a reviewer.
