The Eval Smell Catalog: Anti-Patterns That Make Your LLM Eval Suite Worse Than No Evals At All
A team I worked with last year had an eval suite with 847 test cases, a green dashboard, and a shipping cadence that looked disciplined from the outside. Then their flagship summarization feature started generating confidently wrong summaries for roughly one in twenty customer support threads. The eval score for that capability had been 94% for six months straight. When we audited the suite, the problem wasn't that the evals were lying. The problem was that the evals had quietly rotted into something that measured the wrong thing, punished correct model behavior, and shared blind spots with the very model it was evaluating. The suite wasn't broken in the loud way tests break. It was broken in the way a thermometer is broken when it reads room temperature no matter where you put it.
Test smells have been studied for two decades in traditional software. The Van Deursen catalog, the xUnit patterns taxonomy, and more recent work have documented how tests that look fine can actively harm a codebase — by encoding the wrong specification, by making refactors expensive, by creating false confidence that pushes the real bugs deeper. LLM evals are new enough that the equivalent literature barely exists, but the same dynamic is already playing out in every AI team I talk to. The difference is that LLM eval smells have mechanisms traditional tests don't: training data overlap, stochastic outputs, judge-model feedback loops, capability drift. You can't just port the old taxonomy. You need a new one.
