The Public Hallucination Playbook: What to Do When Your AI Says Something Stupid in Public
You'll find out through a screenshot. A customer will post it, a journalist will quote it, or someone on your team will Slack you a link at 11pm. Your AI system said something confidently wrong — wrong enough that it's funny, or wrong enough that it could hurt someone — and now it's public.
Most engineering teams spend months hardening their AI pipelines against this moment, then discover they never planned for what happens after it arrives. They know how to iterate on evals and tune prompts. They don't know who should post the response tweet, what that response should say, or how to tell the difference between a one-off unlucky sample and a latent failure mode that's been running in production for weeks.
This is the playbook for that moment.
