Your AI Feature Should Lose to a Regex First
A team spends three weeks integrating a foundation model to classify incoming support tickets into routing categories. The model reaches 87% accuracy in testing. They ship it. Six months later, an engineer notices that 70% of tickets contain a product name in the subject line and that a simple lookup table would have handled those with 99% accuracy. The LLM is running on the hard 30% and making it up the rest of the time.
This is not an unusual story. It happens because teams treat "use an LLM" as the first implementation choice rather than the last. The fix is a required gate: your AI feature must lose to a dumb rule before you are allowed to build the AI version.
