The Air-Gapped LLM Blueprint: What Egress-Free Deployments Actually Need
The cloud AI playbook assumes one primitive that nobody writes down: outbound HTTPS. Vendor APIs, hosted judges, telemetry pipelines, model registries, vector stores, dashboard SaaS, secret managers — every one of them quietly resolves to a domain on the public internet. Pull that one cable and the stack does not degrade gracefully. It collapses.
That is the moment most teams discover their architecture has an egress dependency they never accounted for. A "small" prompt update needs to call out to a hosted classifier. The eval suite hits an LLM judge over the wire. The observability agent phones home. The model registry pulls weights from a CDN. None of it is malicious, and none of it is unusual. It is just what the cloud-native stack looks like when you stop noticing the cable.
