The Agent Paged Me at 3 AM: Blast-Radius Policy for Tools That Reach Humans
The first time an agent pages your on-call four times in an hour because it's looping on a malformed alert signal, leadership learns something the security team already knew: "tool access" and "ability to create human work" were the same permission, and you granted it without either a safety review or a product-ownership review. Nobody owned the question of who's allowed to interrupt a human at 3 AM, because nobody framed it as a question. It was framed as a Slack integration.
The 2026 agent stack has made this failure mode cheap to reach. Anthropic's MCP servers, OpenAI's Agents SDK, and the whole class of vendor-shipped action tools have collapsed the distance between "the model decided to do a thing" and "a human got woken up." Most teams ship those integrations the same way they ship a database client: scope a token, drop in the SDK, write a system prompt, ship. The blast radius of a database client is a row count. The blast radius of a PagerDuty client is a person's sleep.
