The On-Call Runbook for AI Systems That Nobody Writes
Your p99 latency just spiked to 12 seconds. The alert fired at 3:14am. You open the runbook and find instructions for: checking the database connection pool, verifying the load balancer, restarting the service. You do all three. Latency stays elevated. The service is not down — it is up and responding. But something is wrong. It turns out the model started generating responses three times longer than usual because a recent prompt change accidentally unlocked verbose behavior. The runbook had no page for that.
This is the new category of on-call incident that engineering teams are not prepared for: the system is operational but the model is misbehaving. Traditional SRE runbooks assume binary failure states. AI systems fail probabilistically, and the symptoms do not look like an outage — they look like drift.
