The Feature Store Your Agent Reinvented Badly
Watch a support agent handle one conversation, and count how many times it computes "churn risk." First when it triages the ticket. Again when it decides whether to offer a discount. A third time when it drafts the escalation summary. Each time, it re-reads the raw orders table, re-runs an inline aggregation, and produces a number. The three numbers don't match. Nobody notices, because they were never written down next to each other.
This is feature engineering. The agent is doing it on every turn, in prose, and doing it worse than a pipeline you would have laughed out of code review a decade ago.
The machine learning world already solved this. The solution is called a feature store, and the discipline it enforces — compute a feature once, name it, version it, serve it consistently — is exactly the discipline an agent throws away the moment you hand it a database tool. Your agent didn't avoid building a feature pipeline. It built one. It just built the worst one in the building.
